May 2012
27 posts
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
asian languages
chinese: ching chang chong
korean: chinghae chanmnida chongsayo
japanese: chingneko changdesu chongkawaii
viet: chingbuc changbuc chongbuc
filipino: PUUTANGG INAAAA MOOOOO!!!! JKSDVNOJBFNFL
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twiggy114:
A dog guarding his masters bike….So cute. You guys have to watch it. OMG and the ending.
AWW!!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GIVE HIM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarrassing
looking at myself right now: how embarrassing
April 2012
31 posts
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brizzzzle:
David lait is a 16 year old student athlete at westmoor high school. David plays baseball for westmoor and was recently diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer called Osteo Sarcoma. He is originally from the Marshall Islands in the south pacific and is here in the US since the 5th grade living with his guardian family. There will be tremendous medical costs endured by his family and...
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seeaann:
I just wanted to make an odd video of me lip syncing to this song but the video I was using ended up being a pop up and scared me so much ASDFGHJKL;
OMG SEAN THAT CRACKED ME THE FUCK UP!!!! XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA OHHHHH SEAAAAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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