June 2013
how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours
like brown
there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno
but Crayola’s gotta be all
nah man
and don’t get me started on purple like
ah yes
this is the colour of our friendship
what does this even mean
colours are fucking confusing
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
this ruined my life
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
Wizardry.
ahh, makes sense.
fetus deletus
Jun 4, 2013 | Can’t jump on my bed haha poor girl by mariellebeltran on Keek.com
May 2013
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed


